Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...