My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.