Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...