Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.