The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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