George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
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Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...