What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...