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58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
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Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
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Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...