A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...