Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!