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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...