Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...