Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...