A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Soldier stands guard
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Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...