On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...