Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!