Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...