Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...