The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...