Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...