What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Martha Stewart vs Me
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