The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...