A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...