Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...