Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...