A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!