If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...