Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...