Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...