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Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
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A guy steps into an elevator and…
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Great Tips and Suggestions
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Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...