Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...