Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...