Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
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Clinton Strikes again
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Appropriate Penance
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Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
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Difference Between Men and Women
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A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!