Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...