Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...