The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.