Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.