Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...