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Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
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snap, crackle and pop
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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...