Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...