Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....