Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...