Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...