Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed