So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....