Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...