A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...