Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.