A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...