What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!