An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....