Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...